SoundWorts Academie & Emporium

Our fantastical vision for what we embody here, created with NightCafe by Byrn D Paul.

Welcome Seeker! Are you looking for something a little … extra?

Some healing with … bite? Ready for a … Spell of Good Fortune? Come in, come in!

Here at SoundWorts Magical Emporium for Adventurous Seekers of Healing, we don’t just treat what ails you. We teach you how to use your own innate magical abilities to bring about change from within to without. That doesn’t necessarily mean airy-fairy sweetness and light. No. We prefer badass angelic hijinx, the wild and weirdly woo. Your highest good might be somebody else’s danger carnival. Who are we to judge? We are not for the faint-hearted, I’ll tell you that right now.

This is transformation with a side of goosebumps. Hair-raising healing. But most importantly, what we do here worksif you do your homework and approach this work with a deep sense of awe, wonder, and maybe just a touch of terrified. We make Mystery work for us. How does it work? How the hell should we know? It just does, and it’s best not to ask too many questions, dearie. Check out the possibilities below – but if you don’t see exactly what you need there, don’t hesitate to ask if we can help you with something else, because the answer is always, “Yes, yes in fact, we can.”

EasyPay and custom payment plans available.

All SoundWorts services can be delivered remotely via phone by substituting Intuitive Vibrational Healing for Sound Therapy, no matter where you are in the world.

Magical Packages for Personal Change

Deep, lasting change requires a holistic approach. We want to address the body, the mind, the emotions, the energy bodies (aka biofield), and ask for a little help from the Powers That Be, Source, or Whoever Started This Whole Thing in the First Place. We teach you some rituals (and send you home with good instructions), maybe a spell; we intervene in the Universe with a little Light Language; we help you make an altar or a pocket shrine, and sometimes we even make you a bracelet with a sigil that helps you stick to your guns. It takes a village to make a change – or at least a village witch.

Thank You for Not Smoking: $350

Personal Chakra grid
1 49-shape Light Language grid to support your goal and recovery
4 sessions sound healing for nervous system tuning
Sound healing recording for emergency craving relief
Bracelet with sigil, and pocket shrine class
Rituals selected for your specific situation and needs.

Honey, I Shrunk: $350

Personal Chakra Grid
49-shape Light Language Grid
4 sound healing sessions to release guilt, shame, fear, self-hatred, frustration
Sound healing recording for emergency cravings relife
Magical Servitor creation ritual instruction and assistance
Bracelet with sigil and pocket shrine
Rituals selected for your specific situation and needs

Anxiety Duster: $200

Personal Chakra Grid
4 sessions sound healing for nervous system tuning
Sound healing recording for emergency anxiety relief
Bracelet or pocket shrine
Rituals selected for your specific situation and needs

Enchanted Sleeper: $200

Personal Chakra Grid
49-shape Light Language grid to support your sleep nightly
4 sound healing sessions to release resistance, calm and tune nervous system
Attunement to call on our Sleep Servitor
Sleep and dreaming rituals, tailored to your needs and desires

Own Your Bad Self(Confidence): $250

Personal Chakra Grid
2 sound healing sessions to release shame/blame/guilt/trauma and reset chakra and nervous systems
Dress Code instruction for magnetizing what you need through what you wear
Choice of bracelet with sigil, or pocket shrine
Servitor creation ritual instruction and assistance
Additional rituals selected for your needs

Journey to Love: $350

Personal Chakra Grid
1 49-shape Light Language grid
2 sound healing sessions to release past trauma and tune the nervous system
Bracelet with sigil
Pocket Shrine class
Journaling prompts
Altar preparation 
Dress Code instruction for magnetizing what you need through what you wear
Rituals selected for your specific situation and needs

May I Speak to the Stress Manager Please?: $300

Personal Chakra Grid
4 sound healing sessions to reset and recharge ANS and Vagus nerve 
Sound healing recording for emergency and maintenance stress relief
Bracelet with sigil
Breathwork for strengthening ANS and Vagus nerve
Rituals selected for your specific situation and needs

Winter Tune-up: $120

Personal Chakra grid
1 sound healing session
Rituals selected for your specific situation and needs

Reset, Recharge, Recenter: $150

Personal Chakra grid
Grounding sound healing session
Breathwork handout
Rituals selected for your specific situation and needs

A Cup of Creative Juice: $200

Personal Chakra Grid
2 sound healing sessions to release stuckness and increase creative flow
Creativity exercises and journal/drawing/writing prompts
Rituals tailored to your interests and needs

Get Your Psi On: $200

Personal chakra grid
2 sound healing sessions to charge chakras, release 3rd eye stuckness
Bracelet with Increase Intuition sigil
Intuition exercises (building sensory awareness, visualization, charging biofield, chakra massage, deep listening)
Rituals specifically chosen for their intuition building mojo, and some for your own personal growth

Why Do I Work Here Again?: $225

Personal Chakra Grid
1 49-shape job hunting grid
2 sound therapy sessions to release ookie work stuff and reset your nervous system 
Pocket Shrine class
Rituals, so many rituals

Remind Me Again Why I Live Here?: $200 (+$60 for each additional adult)

Personal Chakra grids for each adult
49-shape manifestation grid
1 sound healing session to release resistance and attune to the Flow of Diving Abundance
Pocket shrine class
Manifestation rituals and training

Magical Protection: $25-75

Home, car, office, and personal talismans and rituals. 

Spell Check: $20 per search

Have a problem? We have a spell for that. And we know it works. No, really, we do, and it does. We have a database of nearly 1100 rituals and spells that we or trusted sources have tried, and we know they work. We got you. 
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